• NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I wonder if my vet will accommodate? He does horses, I can’t imagine landlords are that much more difficult. Considerably smaller body mass. Normally.

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      All you really need is a good pentobarbital injection followed by a shit ton of potassium, you don’t need a medical professional to do it for you, you just need someone to steal it from the hospital. Heck the pentobarbital is just optional if you have a way to hold them down while the potassium infuses.

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    4 months ago

    Like most parasites, landlords have developed a resistance to poison. Be sure to double the dose just in case.

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      I think you’re supposed to leave them in the freezer for 3 months then make sure the meat is cooked well done. Or is that preparing bear meat? I’m sure the same rules apply to both.

  • Klara@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    On a more serious note - check your local laws. My contract said I’m not allowed to have pets, but where I live you cannot deny your tenants that right, so that part is void. A lot of neighbors also have pets, so it’s very much fine.

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      On a more serious note - check your local laws. My conscience says we’re not allowed to have landlords, but where I live you cannot deny capitalists that right, so that part is void. A lot of neighbors also have landlords, so it’s very much not fine.

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      The broker handling our apartment on the owner’s behalf told us the owner was opposed to pets, but couldn’t legally prohibit us from getting an indoor cat with a wink and the previous tenants had one too. Apparently she didn’t kick up a fuss - unlike the neighbour, who must be very happy to live in an area where I know of at least five different cats in the vicinity, given that she deeply hates cats.