Benoit who murdered his family.

To be fair to Benoit, tests conducted his suicide showed that Benoît’s brain was that of a 85 year old dementia patient.

Neuroscientist and former wrestler Christopher Nowinski argued that Benoit may have been suffering from repeated, untreated concussions throughout his wrestling career, ultimately leading to an unstable mental state. Nowinski was quoted as saying that Benoit “was one of the only guys who would take a chair shot to the back of the head … which is stupid”. Tests conducted on Benoit’s brain by Julian Bailes, the head of neurosurgery at West Virginia University (WVU), showed “Benoit’s brain was so severely damaged it resembled the brain of an 85-year-old Alzheimer’s patient”. Other tests conducted on Benoit’s brain tissue revealed severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), and damage to all four lobes of the brain and brain stem. Bailes and his colleagues concluded that repeated concussions can lead to dementia, which can contribute to severe behavioural problems. Benoit’s father said that brain damage may have been the leading cause of the murder-suicide. A statement released by WWE described the findings as “speculative”.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide#Possible_motives

Cough The Lion King cough

One should always be excited to see their cat.

When the walls start melting, you know you are in for a fun time.

Who doesn’t love beavers? They are a major keystone species of the environment. Beaver ponds force more water to the aquifer, helps the local area survive droughts, and provide new aquatic homes. Beavers will create little irrigation canals that helps water local areas.

https://www.oneearth.org/the-benefits-of-beavers/ https://parks.canada.ca/pn-np/mb/riding/nature/animals/mammals/castors-beavers

What if our pet is also our landlord?

Liberals “Why didn’t you all do something about this?”

Leftists “We did and you got upset that we inconvenienced your life. You called us terrorists.”

Liberals “…Why didn’t you all do something about this?”

The Florida Men: The most, uh, interesting mascot in the league. Maybe don’t take your kids to the game.

Honestly, I find baseball to be boring however when your mascot is Florida Man. I would turn out to watch that.

“For this game, our mascot is a meth addled man who was recently arrested for fighting an gator in Target.”

“For the next game, the mascot will be a woman who was found drunk, half-naked shooting ping pongs ball out of their vagina outside of a Chuck-E-Cheese.”

Scottish people have the best way of talking. We need more Scottish speaking people in this world.

I imagine a goose would have the worst road rage.

How dare they shit talk about my boy, Bat Boy.

What happens to your skeletal system from cutting bushes and smashing pots.

This somewhat happened to me. I applied to teach at a college. A bout a year and half later they call me up asking if I was still interested.

I say yes, get the job. New dean comes and then tells me that they have no positions available for me.

Winner, right here.

This is the only way. DD-MM or MM-DD is confusing when it’s something like 12-03-2023. Is it December 3 or March 12?

That’s why you have to assassinate Thatcher earlier before she got into politics. No one is going to care about some nobody.