This conjecture explains the results surprisingly well. If the original was written in French, which then got translated to English, which was then used as the basis of translation for the other languages that would explain the results entirely.

Wife

I can fix her.

People forgetting about “&.”

At the risk of being a damp scrib, that’s ingredient effects, rather than potion effects.

Opium. That and a solid strip of leather to bite down on.

I refuse to admit that I laughed at this.

Flumphs.

Women are not good for the day they are you and you are not a good person to be a bourgeois institution in disguise and you are not a good person to be a bourgeois institution in disguise and

IDK fam, I don’t think that one’s gonna complete

Grule

Und weil der mensch eine mensch ist

Wife

Is Centurii-Chan just getting progressively more deranged?

Ork twink.

People can die in that heat. People have died from that heat this year.

The response halted it. Saying “I haven’t” would’ve probably let it continue.

Reminder that every cat is an anarchist.

They deserve it for having a gaul to be born French.

Well what the fuck is happening in California?

The slip-ups are not a big deal, and people should stop pretending otherwise. “He made 2 gaffs in one night! Oh my God! Only senile people do that source:trust me, bro.”