LemmyLefty

Is the Hilbert Hotel filled with cats en route to St. Ives who may or may not already be dead?

Women can be sexist and nonwhite people can be racist: being a member of a marginalized group unfortunately doesn’t inherently keep someone from perpetuating the discrimination against said group. It’s absolutely true that a lot of, and definitely the majority, of homophobic people are straight, but a lot of the terror-based homophobia stems from projection.

How do these people expect things to go down? That no one should ever comment anything remotely sexual on anything that perceivably could be accessed by a minor?

One of mine asked what my favorite author was.

Since then, my tastes have changed.

I haven’t gotten into that account since…

Weird to think everyone with a pacemaker, insulin pump, or cochlear implant is trans but hey, I don’t make the rules.

“How long are your guts?” “Around 18 feet, I think.” “-cause I can give you six more inches, eh?” “What?” “…nevermind.”

Helen launched a thousand ships but somehow people think that it’s dick that’s powerful? Please.

…what…what are they doing with the avocado in yoga class…

-squints at username-

And with a sudden “schlorp”, my genitalia just became even more internal.

“No.” OBAMA WOULD LIKE TO ACCESS THE FRONT DOOR “…no.” OBAMA IS NOT ASKING NOW

anaesthetised

*Antaesthetised.

…that you’ll be sleeping alone in, lol.