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“Do you eat wheat gluten?” asked the dipshit when he heard about my partner’s vascular disease.
🙃
Congratulations, did you eat the gluten? The wheat one?
…what…what are they doing with the avocado in yoga class…
well, they pick it up, see?
but not with their hands!
no, not their feet, either.
no, not their elbows.
no, not their knees.
😏
But have you tried CBD? /s
Some of my greatest hits of mental health advice that I’ve been told:
- “If your intrusive thoughts upset you that much, why don’t you just ignore them?”
- “Have you tried just not identifying as autistic?”
- “You should try Jesus.”
I don’t know that I could stop myself from punching anyone who said any of those to me 🤬
Oh, it gets worse. Most of these are from my “family” from whenever I tried to get help for my severe depression caused by my mother’s abuse or from the bitch herself. I’ve cut them out of my life a few years ago but they still try to contact me for some reason.
Promise?
what’s the craziest thing you guys have been recommended? i had a tutor say i should switch from cow to goat’s milk for my asthma.
