Castlevania nailed it IMO

…I’m never getting those brain cells back after reading that, am I?

It’s still a gag from an episode that many people haven’t even had the chance to watch yet.

Bonus SLPT: make sure to clean out your local store of milk, eggs, and bread ahead of the storm. It’s very important to have French toast available during a storm.

We can save a lot of time and money by just aiming at whatever celestial phenomenon and launching with enough force to create a pretty pretty parabola. No need to exit the atmosphere at all.

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/18478490

Guys, you’re missing the point. It has to be square.

Silly sexy elf granny.

Raw carrots > cooked carrots

I do suggest at least washing them though.

Torrents are for illegal stuff.

…oh, wait

Feeling alone, the Army’s up the road
Salvation a la mode with a cup of tea

- Aqualung by Jethro Tull

Imagine my disappointment flying over Kansas and finding out it’s not really pink.

Man, all these religious rituals get so complicated.

Threes is the superior game.

I can’t decide if it’s their job or their religion.

There’s a few centuries’ worth of precedent for the US doing whatever the hell they want regardless of what’s “allowed.”