I did exactly the same thing, and it’s difficult. Particularly at an older age!

But it’s not learners that make mistakes like saying “on accident”, it’s mostly native speakers. And then they pass on their mistakes to non native speakers

It’s perfectly fine to call them out on it.

“On accident” can’t be right because it makes me want to chop off all your fingers so you can never type again

The white polo shirt is the British equivalent of a wifebeater

The melted bread

It was injured. You helped the Buzzard population. Bravo!

I was at two parties last weekend and it was great wtf do you mean

And knocking forty but still looks like that kid in your primary school class that was always getting into scrapes

Philomena Cunk, the thinking man’s Mandy

Scotland?

Would be interesting to see a country-specific version of this where everyone is.

For me it’s -

Hi, I hope you’re dealing with all the shops being closed on a Sunday

I bought a set of “metal drill bits” really cheap. First time I tried to drill metal they just melted

But I couldn’t argue with the fact that they were indeed, metal drill bits. Just not drill bits for metal

Fuck no! We thought yous just…like giving money to already rich people.

Admit it, yous are weird like that

Uh guys, even the “giving money to politicians” thing is really fucking weird

Depends how big your truck is, lad

For the 97% of the planet, that’s 2100m

Poutine is like oysters on mashed spuds 🤢

A gow-da time makes no fucking sense

We FACKIN love it mate

Well there was until somecunt nicked it

I genuinely don’t even know how long you marinate them for