Poutine is like oysters on mashed spuds 🤢

A gow-da time makes no fucking sense

We FACKIN love it mate

Well there was until somecunt nicked it

I genuinely don’t even know how long you marinate them for

Women are a bit of a good idea but I don’t think so but I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t want to be in the house and I don’t want to be a fan of the same thing as I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t want to be a fan of the same thing as I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t want to be a fan of the same thing as I don’t want to be a fan of the same thing as I don’t want to be a fan of the same thing

I don’t even have any kids 😂

Amazing that over the course of a decade or so, they’ve slowly brainwashed you into believing the tip should be 20 rather than 10 percent, AND put their prices up at the same time so it’s 20% of more

Do you live in a play-tent?

I am entitled to my opinion. As you are entitled to listen to a gurgling drain

You just answered your own question

I walk my dog past a field of geese every morning. I discovered, quite by accident, that geese absolutely love dandelion leaves. I can now feed the geese by hand, obviously being a bit careful!

The downside of this is that when the geese see me coming, they start this horrific cacophony of honking to make sure I don’t forget their leaves, much to the chagrin of my neighbours

The strange bit is that their raucous, inharmonious blend of dissonant honks is still more pleasing to the ear than the video of that unbelievably talentless, toneless, vapid waste of blood and organs that I just watched

Marginally preferable to Jizzterine I suppose

He looks more like a roadie called Dave

Could you… describe it then?

When even your own daughter hates you

FUCKITY-BYE!

Having seen recent statistics -

*too free

Ftfy

I’m not a programmer and me too

That APOSTROPHE there 🤢🤮

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