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My mom told me to stop.

I didn’t even notice it this time. That’s worrying. Maybe I’m internally beginning to accept it. Fuck that.

Get a bucket and a mop glass and a towel for the this wet-ass pigeon.

One of my cats is a 23 pound orange/maine coon/mutt and his biological brother is only 10 pounds. I’m convinced he’s a dwarf Maine coon. This is pretty off topic I just love my boys and like to talk about them.

I have a second set of brothers that are about one year old. The snowshoe patterned one is confirmed by the vet to be mentally impaired. I love him very much. I have a very strange cat group and they are the best.

I read this and spent like a solid minute trying to figure out in what way the human in the photo looked remotely like Mr T. I’m silly dumb sometimes.

Two new to me dinosaurs awesome. What is your opinion on giants that could fucking fly and swallow you alive without even noticing?

Ok so first of all you were right it was a big deal when Coelacanth was rediscovered. Don’t give up so easy, that person is just saying it was a fish not a dinosaur.

It’s not much of a metaphor. Before time began people associated their personality with their truck. This was commonly expressed by putting a decal on their gender affirming vehicle of Calvin pissing on another brand of trucks. This is the way they professed their worship of a car brand, heterosexuality, and sense of humor all in one.

Modern gender affirming vehicles typically use different decals, mostly so people are assured of the driver’s heterosexuality, their support of fascists, and their willingness to shoot someone for any reason.