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Ok where can I buy this obvious joke? I want to make cis men nervous.

As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking “are you gonne have more?” Or “were you trying?”

Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.

Zoloft just means I get more cardio

Some choice lyrics from “If you own the Washington Redskins you’re a cock” by Atom and His Package:

And you’ll go “Wah wah wah, you’re so PC” And I will say “Wait” Remind me again how it came to be That being “the stupid American” is a desirable trait

Wouldn’t it be offensive if we cheered: “Rah rah rah” for the Carolina Negroes With a beatbox cheer and big foam afros? Or if the Minnesota Vikings became the New York Kikes With dollar bills on their helmets cause that’s what they like You know?

“Atom, what about the Saints, Angels, Padres too? Ain’t that the same thing for Christians that’s offending you?”

When there’s a Jesus Christ mascot dog shooting crucifixes Nailed to a cross, dying to save the team You’ll be right, you’ll be right But until then You’re. Not. Right

Adding an expansion pack to bump up my N64 to an N68 so it can render that ass

I post this every time this image comes up: This is the sexiest bit. Cronenberg has done sexier work than the full set. There’s a weird monkey man, forced showers, some sort of psychological torture. It’s weird.

It’s the most disappointing set possible. Cronenberg has directed sexier work.

Fun fact on not interacting, Cracker Barrel had a customer segregation policy until 2004.

Cuba is the precum

They produced a trilogy of duologies. Gabe operates one layer above our perceptions.

I came her to ask the same question.

Good for you, but you don’t have to make anyone cum just to ask

Why are you spreading this around like it’s true? Also, this is you:

Very interesting! I knew the Vietnam thing but I’m not into Star Wars.

Verständlich. Ich wünche dir ein schönen Tag.

Imagine calling your freeze-o-tron a refrigerator

Fick dich

Congress had a huge Anti-Ǒ̴̰̘̲̭̿͑̒̒͐̀̋̕͜r̷̡͍̼̹̥̻͖̤̅͑͌̋͌͗b̶̡̛͈̺̬͙̰̙͖̘͔̳̲̦̦͖̄͆̃͂͆͠ caucas after WWII. It’s a miracle we got the Ǒ̴̰̘̲̭̿͑̒̒͐̀̋̕͜r̷̡͍̼̹̥̻͖̤̅͑͌̋͌͗b̶̡̛͈̺̬͙̰̙͖̘͔̳̲̦̦͖̄͆̃͂͆͠s we did.

This has to be a Dr Chuck Tingle book cover

I’m a Millenial and I was the target audience age when CS released.

Already an expert 😎 I’m bullied relentlessly

Honestly Harry still looks pretty cute