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I mean, prion diseases are very deadly, so maybe just mention it to her anyway lmao
When my son was about 6, he was bouncing around on the furniture, and I asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up - he jumped on the coffee table and said “KIILLLLLL YOUUUUU!!!” Kids are funny sometimes.
That’s awesome. Give em a high-five for me, but also warn them of the dangers of prion diseases.
So are you saying that your kid is more frightening that this other one?
Soo… You’re not going to be eating my penis then?
Hey, I wanna show you something cool. Come over here within gut-punching range for a second real quick.
How can they say this about Lost? Don’t they know that’s what the Bible is based on?
2·3 months agoOk you’ve learned your lesson.
That’s how bad they’ve been. It just shows up
Because you’ve been a very BAD person, and you deserve to be SHRIEKED at
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That was my plan all along, and you fell right into it.
Unrelated question: do you find it odd that everyone’s phones have started auto-capitalizing “internet”? I often wonder why that is.
No, I was lying. I don’t treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.
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