I’m more active here. You can actually post comments without idiots being toxic about it for no reason. You can actually make posts without them getting removed for no reason. It’s great.

Fuck ads. They always fuck me when I try to make money online. If the only way I’m allowed to make money is with “a real job” then they should “get a real job” too. Fuck 'em.

I use my right hand to wipe my ass because my ass is very hairy and I need all the toilet paper precision I can get. I eat with my non-dominant left hand so that I can fuck around on my phone while I eat.

Buy a bunch of prepaid debit cards and use it to buy a bunch of random bullshit from ebay and Amazon. Won’t be able to get anywhere near $1M worth of prepaid cards but whatever. When all the pointless shit shows up in my doorstep, resell for like 75% of its original value.

Every time I try to make money online without “getting a real job” they find some reason to fuck it up and pocket the money without giving me anything. If I’m not allowed to make money without getting a “real job” then I don’t see how it’s fair anyone else should be able to. This is why I pirate everything and don’t do x as a service. I always use open source alternatives when possible. Maybe corporations should get a real job.

There was this guy on an old forum named “budsmoka” that once very shittily spray painted a cannabis leaf on his ps2

Nope. I hate poop.

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Sounds like the participants got more than they bargained for. The website said you can “visit one of the most famous shipwrecks” but they instead became a famous shipwreck. I wonder how many decades it’s going to take to find the wreck. Finding a 2000ft ocean liner is one thing. Finding a 20 ft submarine that’s probably completely buried in the mud is going to be a lot harder.

I just hope the hull imploded and they died instantly. Slowly dying of thirst and oxygen deprivation for a week in a dark cramped space is a hell of a way to go.

Are you kidding me, here in the bible belt this theory is already widely accepted as a hard fact /s

The Earth is flat and the real reason Titanic sunk was because it fell off the edge. The submarine went too close to the edge and the waterfall flowing off the side caused the submarine to drift over the edge of the world and fall off.

It’s OK, just wish the app was better. In android 11 and older you can force jeroba to open all lemmy-like links with jeroba but if you’re on android 12, the only way to get somewhere other than lemmy.ml is if you’re already subscribed to a place on another server. There is no way to browse sublemmys on other instances which really sucks.

Debian on desktop pcs, Ubuntu on laptop pcs. I know, I know, we aren’t supposed to use Ubuntu because it’s bad but it’s infinitly easier to get laptop drivers working on Ubuntu for some reason.

One of these days I’ll try out arch but I’ve been using apt for so many years and don’t want to learn pacman because I’m lazy.

I made https://lemmy.ml/c/shittyasklemmy which was inspired by r/shittyaskreddit. So get over there and start shitposting because we need more shitposting on this website.

A bee with a cowboy hat saying “yeeee haw”

This. I participate in homebrewcomputers on reddit, would be nice to see something like that here, although the website is small enough that posting diy computer stuff in “Open Source” would probably be acceptable.

We need shitposting like okbuddyretard and copypasta and stuff.