See also: The less hostile but equally useless advice to “Search online”

I always used to use “Let me bing it for you” at least then it was probably something they hadn’t tried, and it was proper trolling instead of just being passive aggressive

Go team!

How about Dr Matt O’Dowd?

So I should also close the window, before shutting the curtains?

it’s not as bright as youd think. Just close the curtains

And in conservative America they’re called Ourteruses

Same here, unless the cat snuck out and took his with him

https://i.imgur.com/CiJpi14.png

Pay $1200, obviously

As I type, I’m eating previously frozen pizza I put in a cold oven then turned on fan mode at 180. By the time it reached temperature it was evenly cooked

no one ever gave us anything

Well, they won’t of you don’t ask!
Perhaps it was regional. I was also a kid in the UK (midlands) in the 80’s and I, my brother and a few of the other lads from the estate went door to door with “penny for the guy” not everyone answered, but we got enough change to buy sweets.
Didn’t trick or treat back then though.

I’d still rather have the chocolate if it’s all the same, bot.

Careful, they can sense movement

And then there’s this.

Too soon late

When dust comes out, it’s time to stop

Gonna have to buck the trend and say, no.

I had good experiences on Reddit, I was active in a few different communities and had good engagement without the ‘avalanche of toxic responses’ some people here are describing.

I’m leaving Reddit due to the changes at the top, not because of problems at the grass roots.