You should know! I consider it important information that is necessary for life, as now you get to imagine every songbird tossing in a “cunt” or “good on ya” while twittering away.

Oh god I wish

I mean… Uhhhh… Lol funny

Look at those soulless, lifeless eyes.

Black eyes…

Like a dolls eyes…

Nah, I think I’ll just continue to smoke and vape to an unhealthy degree in order to disassociate from the banal horrors of modern day. If I keep myself mildly baked and consuming a steady stream of star trek and Stargate, I’ll keep myself from having thoughts.

Canon: they’re brothers

Fanon: THEY’RE LOVERS!

In fact, I insist.

The fact that people would rather see their taxes bomb a brown person’s house instead of building 10 is sickening.

The original headline was something like “Cuomo says he’s moving to Mexico if Mamdani wins”

But damn do I wish he would do it anyway.

Let people have their harmless fun. This hurts no one.

I’m not bi but I like frogs…

So… I have nothing here. I’m at a :.|:;

I’d prefer to just bury them in soft peat for 3 months and recycle them as firestarters.

If there’s two things I cannot fucking stand, it’s people who are intolerant of other’s cultures… And the Dutch.

Only in open mockery.

“please be oppressed peacefully”

Well, depending on where I saw one, I might not even give it a second glance beyond “what was that? oh it’s a frilly superman outfit!”

for a doctor’s appointment? A bit odd, but you do you.

I’m probably overreacting, but if I saw that I’d call up the office, ask why they wrote that, and probably look for a new doctor.

In what way is how I dress relevant? Unless I’m in a superman outfit with frills sewn in, why is it so important to write down judgemental and opinionated comments about the way I dress?

A personal recommendation, creality ender 3 v3. About $200, and it’s a solid beginner machine. You will learn a lot by getting it dialed in.

24 Karat Dubai Chocolate Labubu Benson Boone Crumbl cookie.

Oh god I feel so old.

I genuinely don’t know if this is satire or something that actually exists.

Yes, I could do some light searching and find out, but I’d rather be old and mildly scared about changing trends.

I’ve seen a reference to “Labubu” several days in a row now. Honestly it reminds me of one of those dime-a-dozen 3d printing brand names.

I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.

I’m not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.

Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone’s collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.

“Finish Them”

BBEG rolls nat 1 to dodge

“And a tarrasque falls from the sky, crushing them instantly. The tarrasque also dies since it fell from space. Also there’s a bowl of penunias.”

Malcolm Reynolds, is that you?