The cognitive dissonance never ceases to amaze.

Birth control = SIN so better not use it while having pre-marital sex, which is also a sin but apparently one that’s less important

Of course, the very idea that birth control is wrong is completely non-biblical as well, I’ve read that fucking thing front to back multiple times and never once read any verses that say “thou shalt not wrap it before you tap it”

I don’t look like a troll in video games. Unfortunately in real life…

Is this some console problem I’m too PC mods to understand?

LMAO the second I realized panam was male V only I found a mod.

You should know! I consider it important information that is necessary for life, as now you get to imagine every songbird tossing in a “cunt” or “good on ya” while twittering away.

Oh god I wish

I mean… Uhhhh… Lol funny

Look at those soulless, lifeless eyes.

Black eyes…

Like a dolls eyes…

Nah, I think I’ll just continue to smoke and vape to an unhealthy degree in order to disassociate from the banal horrors of modern day. If I keep myself mildly baked and consuming a steady stream of star trek and Stargate, I’ll keep myself from having thoughts.

Canon: they’re brothers

Fanon: THEY’RE LOVERS!

In fact, I insist.

The fact that people would rather see their taxes bomb a brown person’s house instead of building 10 is sickening.

The original headline was something like “Cuomo says he’s moving to Mexico if Mamdani wins”

But damn do I wish he would do it anyway.

Let people have their harmless fun. This hurts no one.

I’m not bi but I like frogs…

So… I have nothing here. I’m at a :.|:;

I’d prefer to just bury them in soft peat for 3 months and recycle them as firestarters.

If there’s two things I cannot fucking stand, it’s people who are intolerant of other’s cultures… And the Dutch.

Only in open mockery.

“please be oppressed peacefully”

Well, depending on where I saw one, I might not even give it a second glance beyond “what was that? oh it’s a frilly superman outfit!”

for a doctor’s appointment? A bit odd, but you do you.

I’m probably overreacting, but if I saw that I’d call up the office, ask why they wrote that, and probably look for a new doctor.

In what way is how I dress relevant? Unless I’m in a superman outfit with frills sewn in, why is it so important to write down judgemental and opinionated comments about the way I dress?

A personal recommendation, creality ender 3 v3. About $200, and it’s a solid beginner machine. You will learn a lot by getting it dialed in.

24 Karat Dubai Chocolate Labubu Benson Boone Crumbl cookie.

Oh god I feel so old.

I genuinely don’t know if this is satire or something that actually exists.

Yes, I could do some light searching and find out, but I’d rather be old and mildly scared about changing trends.

I’ve seen a reference to “Labubu” several days in a row now. Honestly it reminds me of one of those dime-a-dozen 3d printing brand names.