it took me far too long to parse this sentence. I kept trying to figure out why the grandparents calling their grandson on the phone was relevant to the story

soi-sante deez nuts

I love that “Lonely Mountains: Downhill” isn’t woke, even though it gives fine grained control over your characters design, like a “feminine” body with facial hair.

bottom can’t drop out if they never had a bottom

You can’t misgender a brand. You can’t deadname a brand. You can’t befriend a brand.

Women are a better person to be in the past than a good quality piece of wood

Instead of arguing about 0Mg vs 0mg - use the best of both and upset everyone: 0ᴍg