I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
Take the laundry to the dry cleaner? I thought you said to the hyena
Alas, now they are but Great Lakes
So this is what George Bush meant about human beings and fish coexisting peacefully
Bro could have just said 1. Bulbasaur (♀), 2. Venusaur (♀), etc.
Frank Herbert’s Dune
If the rapture is 15 minutes late then we’re legally allowed to leave
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man a life and he will be alive for the rest of his life.
Oh it’s that guy. I was thinking it was Penn Jillette in the meme
No amount of logic and reasoning can convince someone to develop a sense of empathy.
This is just like the sus YouTube ad that I can’t get rid of no matter how many times I report it
*God: You, Lot, are insufferable
FTFY
Will the Family Guy paintings be in his Lego biopic?