Tar_Alcaran

And being a stranger in Egypt is still pretty fucking terrible if you’re not strongly presenting male.

A surprising number of people don’t find out till they get a health checkup for work somewhere in their 20’s or 30’s. Some chemical exposure can slowly cause colourblindness, especially solvents and heavy metals, so people get checked for it, and plenty find out they’ve apparently always been colorblind.

Sorry, all I heard was “eeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

I’ve been to plenty of sites with a “plugs and caps” policy of needing both, and still finding it overly loud.

And there’s some 56 year old man who goes “back in my day, we just got used to it and didn’t whine. I never wear the plugs.”

Well, sir, I appreciate your honest approach to the safety audit, and I’m very sorry for your hearing loss.

And here we see an important lesson in UI design.

Dresses with pockets exist. All of my dresses have pockets.

It does take a bit more effort to find them though.

Solution 1: don’t go to fascist shitholes.

Solution 2: have a burner phone if you can’t avoid it.

Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.

Greed: I must own and control all the penises.

Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.

I mean, I still love American Gods, Good omens and Neverwhere. I just stopped recommending them to people.

I need that outfit!

I love my friends, I love my husband, but sometimes I just want to do things solo. It’s not better or worse, but it is different.

Ia ia ia!

I mean, I’m a doctor in the same way that he is.

Dr. alcaran here. Phill is full of shit

Also, that looks really really cold

Also, the trans woman didn’t win. A cis woman won, which makes this more absurd.

That’s probably almost entirely true. I’m willing to bet the worst thing a lot of those 800k did was “be communist”.

There were some 800.000 Germans arrested for “resistance activities” during WW2, and tens of thousands were executed for it.

Now, I’m not saying those were all good people, but there were at least some good Germans. But terrifyingly few.

I don’t want to fuck my dad.

Waaaait a minute.

Blahaj wasn’t made untill 2014, whereas the last spaceshuttle flight was in Atlantis in 2011. This can only mean one thing! The spaceshuttle program has been extended for the explicit purpose of observing blahaj in it’s natural environment!

That outfit is amazing, but I’m happy I don’t have to clean it