If the owner doesn’t enthusiastically want me there then I’m happy to slide in somewhere I’m welcome. I’ll never force my way in (unless they’re into that sort of thing).

I like to just slide in, get what I need, then slip on out. Sometimes I’ll even use the back door.

Not just that, but this guy has been so over the top idiotic about everything that it’s hard to keep any level of give-a-shit for long about any of it. His presidency was exhausting because of it.

Or the Statue of Unity! Even Christ the Redeemer is taller than Mount Rushmore.

I have a King trigger trombone in storage that I haven’t played in a couple of decades and change. I kind of want to go get it and give this a shot to see if I get the joke. But that may be more effort than I’m willing to put in.

Spending a lot of time at the bar is the key. It also depends on what kind of cruise you’re on. If you’re on a family cruise the odds are way down.

But the people who proposition you aren’t always going to be the people you’d want to have a threesome with.

“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes…”

I use that almost every day.

Do you have any Texan in you? Would you like some?

I loved Harris. He was my favorite in season 1 alongside Sister Strongjaw. I really like Finn, too, and absolutely agree that he was great in the finale.

I wish Harris well, whatever is going on, and I’m looking forward to Finn’s future.

I’m curious, was it confirmed to be mental illness? I thought the official story was “no comment”.

It doesn’t really matter, I’m just curious.

I thought it meant cops should lose weight so there’s less of them overall.

I had just gone into the military. I fucking get it.

Imagine one of those in a hidden dimension just sticking one of those tentacles in where we can see in a human skin suit.

In that case, yeah. Pretty much.

A friend of mine is pretty sure Kenneth Copeland is a part of a fourth dimensional angler fish. He’s just out here looking vaguely human and teaching the Bible just wrong enough so that instead of Jesus coming back it’s going to be some nightmarish horror.

Also, he eats a pet every few days. Not because he needs meat, but because he feeds off the suffering of children.

Are we really going to listen to a guy who said this?

Neither the Orion Syndicate nor the Ferengi Alliance are members of the Federation.

Note: I literally picked one at random and feel like I got the best non-sequitur available.

He waffled about what the book was really about. At first he said it was censorship. Later in life he said it was intended as a searing indictment of the looming cultural distraction of technology, most notably television according to his biographer Sam Weller.

Which is wild considering he wrote scripts for the Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents, then had Ray Bradbury Theater in the 80s.

Oops, I was confused as well!

Nah, that’s a generic cherub. Reasonable question because both are depicted as children.

Gotta check that rule that can get him off on all 34 counts.

Edit: clarity

They know what they did.