Yeah, that asshole went from bad to worse. Every other villain has some level of redemption, even if it’s just understanding them enough to jive with them (cough Zenos yae Galvus cough).

But not that asshat.

If you want slicey-dicey, get a super-sharp katana or a saber. If you want fast and pokey, get a rapier. If you want a beating stick that’s 80% sharp edge, grab a broadsword.

Heelys have wheels built in, so once pushing off, you glide along the ground. Thus, they glide up to the door (instead of walking).

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Niche crossover?

Took a few decades, but i eventually realized I want the second one more than the first. So my friendships are dependent on how comfortable they are with not talking for at least a month at a time.

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LeBeouf

I feel like George R.R. Martin was doing that with incest. Starts out with shocking incest between twins, and then spend a bunch of books getting you used to the idea until you find yourself reluctantly cheering for a dude hooking up with his aunt.

“I posted incorrect information and then people downvoted it, so now people can’t see the incorrect information I posted! This site is horrible!”

Sounds like it’s working as advertised. Don’t post incorrect info if you don’t like downvvotes. Upvotes mean “more people should read this.” Why do people need to read you being wrong? How is that a good contribution?

boss music starts playing on high-pitched poorly tuned xylophone

I feel like every time I hear “neat” it’s meant semi-sarcastically. Like, okay, I guess that’s kind of interesting, but it’s not really relevant or I don’t know how to continue the conversation.

“So, not that it relates to anything we’re talking about, but I’m a world champion in this one very niche thing that you’ve never heard of.”

“…neat.”

It looks like there’s no walkway along that street anyway, so why go to the corner just to walk on grass anyway?

Edit: just noticed the whole thing is a walking path. Disregard.

I don’t get it. Are most trans women gay?

They’re prepping for the first week, and amassing guns to take from more prepared people after that. To them, Doomsday is their opportunity to go Mad Max style. They’re looking forward to being the bad guys in every post-apocalyptic film, the raider group everyone runs and hides to avoid.

A fighting game (like Street Fighter) but it’s all young children, in various schoolyards around the world.

So, like, some Jurassic Park/How To Train Your Dragon/WoW Dragonflight mashup type of thing?

It’s funny that the only reason I understood modern speech of an ancient story is because I already knew the ancient story.

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You don’t want a masochistic sword. Swords should be sadistic.

But you definitely want a masochistic shield. If it’s a switch (toss a spike on it), even better.

Got some Erza Scarlet vibes.

REQUIP!