My family had a phlobe and I think it’s why I hate haircuts to this day
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Cake day: August 5th, 2023
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She’s my seeing cock dog.
I only fuck who she says.
Nathaniel Swigger is dangerously close to a shitpost name
I get in trouble for hedging my hog
Espresso is a bop. We sing along to it just like we do police truck.
Chuck Berry angle
Post your ass on the Internet and more than likely someone will cum to it. Looks like you didn’t even have to do that.
I always got this reference confused with the lil troy song
Is this art from dragon age inquisition?
… Thanks, crow!
2 times is unreasonably funny to me
Oh man I hope I discovered an outlet. Self harm my entire fucking life with either hair pulling or anger rages.
And I like being smooth. Uh oh.
What’s your method?
Editing this to articulate: yeah self harm is not cool. I’ve just struggled with it not glorifying.
51·8 months agoI’m just that compassionate.
Time to send this to every sweet potato lover and call them racist. I have my black Friday planned.
Failing to tie it properly
It’s a real dick softener when you drop the knot.
That’s a good one.
When my dad was arrested I did a little collage of his and my mom’s and said one day we’ll have a family portrait.
They were not enthused.
It’d be the only time we’d have been all together lmfao