That’s pretty close to Project 2025 yo. But I guess that’s what the meme implied.

Also no closed door meetings, no side hustles, no conflicts of interest. And regular audits just to be safe. If you want to work for the public your business is of public interest.

Yes, alongside Papyrus and Wingdings.

6🫲🤪🫱7

I would usually use the metric system but here I feel more confident saying it’s approximately two feet long without its tail.

I get the reasoning but is there even that much of a correlation between physical attractiveness and likeliness to reproduce?

French is right between bi and just gay

No worries just scrape off the black bits

Are we sure the marine biologists properly understood the concept of wifi when they explained it to shrimps?

Did they rasp the can over the gravy as a topping?

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

I need parasitic financiers to commit mass suicide which is what this holiday has always truly been about.

Were they inseminated individually or arranged in a gigantic circle of thrust?

As in you’ll still be tripping balls

Scanned the qr code, seems like a great guy. Fair to assume he knows.

Mr President, a second egg just

With the stylus already all the way up your urethra I presume

Diarrhea + sneeze = sprawl

Diarrhea + dragging one’s bottom across the floor = scrawl

There’s no natural or artificial intelligence behind this type of content. You need money and low self-respect, that’s all.