With a touch of immaculate conception just to rub that miracle in

Democracy? No, it was unified by the shogunate after decades of bloodshed

Do it, coward. You’ll only be downvoting a man

Ah, the ol’ frame perfect war crime skip.

Carthaginian ATV

Not oaky doaky

While calling you fat he realizes his current patient has sarcoidosis and leaves without a word

Oh, I read Magic as in Spell. I’m booboo the fool

I notice the card doesn’t mention it has to be a MtG card

Testicles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days

I summon the spirit of Guillaume le Million

Is it like an instant effect or a permanent curse? Cause of it’s the former that’s just a good time

I cast Power Word: Erectile Dysfunction

That is sometimes the result of Fireball

Austin Powers

And by creatively I mean solve all your problems by shitting people’s pants.

For real, Prestigitation is the best spell in a wizard’s arsenal.

Well we didn’t add antibiotics directly to the meat so that counts, right?

No genders, no masters