Zombie-Mantis

But they’re not the same, that’s what I’m getting at. One of them is a man who walks and talks, and the other is just a cartoon dog. Idk why that’s so hard to understand.

Neither, he’s just a dog. Is your (hypothetical) real-world dog disabled? Is your dog engaging in kink? No, it’s just a dog, and we’ve generally accepted that it’s ok to own/adopt one into your home.

Is a marmoset that is owned/adopted as a pet by a fellow simian human somehow mentally disabled or engaging in pet play? No, it’s just a monkey, and sometimes they’re pets.

Just because a human and a marmoset are both simians, both primates, doesn’t mean we treat them the same. The same is clearly the case for Goofy, Mickey, and Pluto.

There’s a lot of examples of non-personified cartoon animals in those comics and cartoons, typically in the background. It’s just how the world works, animals owning animals, just like us.

I’ve never understood this reaction. Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the same way Humans and dogs are both mammals. They’re not the same, just visually similar, but Goofy has more in common with Mickey than Pluto.

Rogan isn’t bad because a lot of guys like him (In addition to many women, mind you), Rogan is bad because he platforms right wing bullshit and conspiracy nutjobs.

Those little characters look so out of place next to that graphic, beautifully detail painting of the dead snake

:3

I think they meant that, if she does give birth, it will have to be through her pseudopenis, as happens with spotted hyenas. It’s exactly as unpleasant as it sounds.

My bag goes in the floor in front of me, between my legs, or in my lap if there’s no room. The only time I put it on the seat next to me is if the bus is almost empty, there’s no worry that I’m keeping anyone who needs a seat from sitting.

Straight up the cloaca.

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Because they’re sexist, that’s why. They’d call these woman “unfeminine” for “acting like a man.” They believe violence and power are inherently, fundamentally masculine features.

Damn right, son :3

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The concern isn’t legal, it’s medical. Making your own medicine is incredibly dangerous.

What channels did ya get?

Where my crepuscular homies at?

Well, he didn’t just argue against a two party system, but political parties in general.

Wait so I’m not just supposed to just slap it on the side and say, “Ayup, that’s a good’n alright”?

Assuming this is an honest question, I’ll give an honest answer: The Onion is a satirical website, and is by no means right-wing.