So soon?

Can’t believe I’m the first to post this.

I’ve been trying till 10 sharp. Had my steam wallet preloaded since last week. And I sfill couldn’t get one despite spamming the continue button.

I love jokes!

Black Death Speed Metal

Get yourself some post viral disease and you can enjoy it for the rest of your life!

Could you screw a piece of wood into the one hole and then put two hooks into the wood?

Just remember that you’re standing on planet that’s evolving, revolving at 900 miles an hour.

!beebutts@lemmy.world

!television@piefed.social

Can’t be more pro nouns than that.

Relevant Redmoa: https://youtu.be/LpJ54pWec7o

Damn, I just paid a mechanic to fix my car.

Her defense was that it wasn’t an “artificial” intelligence: “It’s alive. It’s alive!”

Actually it’s usually just the skin that survives and it holds its form because it’s full of shit.

Sounds gay, I’m in!

OpenSUSE: Socks in sandals.

I want an Isekai where the protagonist is bored of Isekais and kills themselves over and over in search of a world where they want to stay.

In the last episode they actually find that world but die accidentally.

Showing your memes to your therapist is a shortcut.