You can only do it once before needing a new friend though.

The full remote time during the pandemic allowed me to slowly update my profile pic for work until people started asking me what my pronouns were.

I tuck because I don’t want to look down and see the thing either.

Can’t relate, I’m a secret third thing (And also gay).

That Dr Pepper could use some sour cream!

Ah, my spirit animal.

Women are a certain way because of the way I was born.

Maybe the landlord could cut out the avocado toast, or get a job.

That could either be earwax buildup or eustachian tube dysfunction. Assuming the doctors checked for any buildup that may have been impacting the eardrum, you might try the Valsalva or Toynbee maneuver.

I wish the English voice actress for Meowth was cared for as well.

This squicks me right the fuck out.

I will always game with the grungler.

“Here’s a four hour video where I explain that the trans-coded character that trans people identify with and the writers explicitly say is trans really isn’t, because glorious Nippon does not have the same understanding of trans people.”

A Henry Pissenger, if you will.