missing three pages of unrelated personal anecdote
just don’t use talc to get that smell
“The hotel’s free WiFi is really fast”
“the DNS is disabled”
really start to worry when it’s 169.254.0.x
…
“some settling may occur during shipping”
“Rise and shine, Mister Gleek. Rise and … shine. Not that I … wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest … and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until … well, let’s just say your hour has … come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Gleek. Wake up and … smell the ashes …”
“Candiru!”
(talking about the HOA)
but they do suck blood
so left-handed and bad …
“Meatpacking executives explaining how the children’s obvious injuries aren’t injuries”
cops and bricks, a match made in heaven
terror attacks by foreign nationals are pretty rare in the US – domestic terrorism on the other hand …
go for it