As an American, I would just like to say that “aluminium” is better than “aluminum” because it matches the -ium suffix of most other elements.

But I am gonna have to disagree with you on the sulfur/sulphur debate. We already got shit like naphthalene and phenolphthalein to worry about spelling, i don’t need any more spurrious "ph"s when a nice simple “f” will do just fine.

You mean Cannibal! The Musical, the Trey Parker / Matt Stone film school classic?