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How do I get rid of this message notification? Every time I hop into Boost I see the notification, and even though I’ve looked at this message before it doesn’t get marked as read.

Much better altar to worship at

and now ya do what they told ya

I promise you, you are missing out on nothing. The bells are a cute idea, and then you start getting railed and they jingle non-stop. It sounds like you’re catboying right.

Look honey, you think my ass looks this good because of genetics and cake? It takes sweat and discipline.

If you wanna be hot, you gotta take care of your body. A good diet and exercise is my secret.

…How do we all own the same set of ears? How do so many companies make identical cat ears?

Not everything has to have an evolutionary benefit. If it doesn’t impose a significant malus, random nonsense mutations can just as easily become evolved traits. Evolution doesn’t have a plan, and nature makes frequent mistakes.

They’re going to enforce it however they want. Words only mean something to us, these idiots just want carte blanche to attack anyone they deem as not fitting the gender binary.

I hate a lot of Magic these days, and honestly a lot of Duskmourn, but this whole cycle has great art, and I’d feel remiss if I didn’t share the hotties.

I see this as an absolute win!

I mean, I’ll handle em, but I get the meme. How could we be trusted to protect the cat girls if we can’t be trusted to defend our trans gals?

That’s not really hope, it’s just the everflowing rage that burns in my blood.

Hope for what? As much as I’d like to have hope, the last 40 years of human history have painted a pretty dire picture of what the next 40 will look like. Even in the best case scenarios, the loss of human life will be monumental and there will be widespread violence. I’m being genuine here, what should I be hoping for?

I’m just saying that I’ve been with a lot of men and women, and in my experience men are typically satisfied after 1-2 orgasms. Women are typically satisfied after 2-4. From the boasts I’ve heard from some of the lesbians I know, I’d expect a real marathon session to have both parties orgasming 10+ times. The math just doesn’t check out for dudes.

Obv you can spend as much time as you want making your partner cum, but at a certain level of disparity it resembles sex less and more masturbation with a tool.

Okay, this one’s on me. I’ll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I’d be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I’d tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.

Men just can’t last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.

We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.

Why would you think that? These lines were written by fascists to appeal to morons. Proper wording only matters for those of us that live in reality.

The thing is, horses have a pretty fatal design flaw. If you can manage to take out one of its leg, the bout is won.

Of course, that misses the fact that those legs will be actively focused on kicking you, but with prep time you could probably find a way to get the horse to trip and break a leg.

See the problem I have with this is that sure, you could take a coyote one-on-one. When is that situation going to happen though? Coyotes typically hunt in duos at minimum. Maybe you’re able to get your hands around the first, but you’re not going to be able to finish the fight before the second attacks from your blind spot.

A lot of people judge their ability to win in a fight based on their 1v1 matchup, when realistically you should base it on how many you can expect to face at oncem