are…are you okay? that last example sounded personal.

I don’t understand, how does this lead to me getting married?

but I’ve been told we outnumber the tops, and I don’t think pumpkins can even hornypost online. We must be more available than a pumpkin.

exercise is your friend. transcend your genetics through the power of will

why would I feel embarrassed looking at photos of myself?

I’m not sorry it was a lot of work to get here. I had to eat a lot of yummy treats and do a lot of not so yummy exercising

I guess poured is the right verb but it doesn’t feel right. Even if the mold was technically made much earlier, I feel like molded or sculpted would feel more accurate.

I am simultaneously that pathetic but also not really that overly attached

Into the sea I go

just like Harold Bishop!

clearly this woman is from Indiana

I shop exclusively at Aldi, I don’t typically buy meat, and I heavily limit myself on snacks. When you’re poor af, you gotta stretch every dollar when it comes to feeding yourself.

damn $80? look at mr moneybags ova here who can casually turn down that much money. that’s like two grocery trips for me.

they turned my favorite card game into Fortnite :(

I don’t even have a car but I’m going for the goth

He has a cum tank, he fucks

so that’s what the P stands for!

there’s definitely different tones and pitch used, I’d recommend grabbing your local bottom and they’ll give you a demonstration

mlehhhhh! bwuughhh! merrrrrp!

it says bloomers/shorts but…c’mon. if I was rocking this fit I’m not wearing bottoms

do bottom noises count