eighty

i doubt this is intentional but this is eerily close to “Dancing Through Life” from the Wicked musical

Our ancestors presumed we wouldn’t be stupid enough to stop eating fruit and didn’t bother specing into vitaman C production.

They also presumed we wouldn’t sail the seas for long distances with only salted meats and booze so jokes on them 👈👈

What’s the appeal of Saabs? I just served a Saabs car club a few days ago and never really thought about it

Hang on now, how can we sure that’s really a tortilla?

An animated kung-fu martial artist monkey

A super cop

A chinese native that travels overseas to America and teams up with either Owen Wilson or Chris Tucker look-a-likes to save another Chinese native, generally a young woman.