Man, I’d kill for a sunset sasparilla.

Most of those jobs aren’t worth the debt.

Might as well apply that to every celebrity. It’s a frat house and they’ve all been initiated.

Starfield fans are vicious. I got called mentally ill, incel, shit like that because I call out their loading screen simulator.

And the actual animal is scarier.

Half of that is true at best.

Homophobes have big “Stop having fun!” Energy.

No one cares about straight people enough to hate us. Spare me your fox news talking points about why we’re actually the most persecuted group in the universe. It’s old hat bullshit.

Ohh that would almost be clever if it weren’t conservatives dragging the world through their unga bunga bullshit.

I can actually see joker having the time of his life.

He’d be in such a good mood that he’d just surrender on the spot. “All right bats, you get this one for free”

Meanwhile I’m old fashioned… if I’m on a health kick I’ll eat a salad.

Previous generation living to be 90 powered by cigarettes and cheap brandy.

Plate

We absolutely do. Our country has been captured and held hostage by a small minority of selfish morons.

Currently the reason I have a wireless charger.

The alternative was buying a new phone.

They make the left sound so much cooler than we really are.

Some people can’t imagine non religious thinking.

Just like they neurotically interject God into every single aspect of their lives they think I’m neurotically rejecting God, when in reality I’d forget about the topic entirely if fire and brimstone hobos weren’t trying to skullfuck my country into being fire and brimstone.

Oppression to them simply means that they can’t control their irrational anger and that’s somehow gay people’s fault.

Fake. I’ve never met a nosferatu that would admit they don’t know something, usually because they do.