me when my friends are tired :3

relatable

i’ve found the smartphone’s battery is a surprisingly good indicator for my own mood.

proof:

d/dx x^n = d/dx exp(ln(x^n)) = d/dx exp(n*ln(x)) = exp(n*ln(x)) * n / x = n * x^(n - 1)

this assumes x > 0

we should, like, form a union or sth

i always thought pepper was a vegetable

ugh the interface is borked (it’s probably my internet’s fault for being slow)

5 / 25, among which is autism and no makeup (which is really really important)

?

people express what is inside them. people depressed => people write negatively.

i still have to renew a vaccine this year and i’ve been postponing it for years because i’m afraid of needles :'/

i think that’s a phase. my hair got fatty when it was 4-5 cm long as well, but that stopped somehow when it got even longer. i guess the body just takes some time to adapt or sth.

i remember reading that in the medieval age, most noble men had long hair because it was a sign of wealth and such

here’s the picture that i saw when i was 11 that made me binary:

it’s vegan if she consents!

i don’t know anything else

plants fuck in the air

you ever inhaled pollen?

yeah but it doesn’t make much sense

what’s actually taking up disk space are images and video, and those are already compressed. you cannot compress already compressed data again, it just won’t reduce the filesize. so there’s no point compressing everything, because where it matters, it doesn’t do anything, and where it doesn’t matter, it makes things slow and adds complexity, which is an additional failure point.

fun fact: cum is just latin for mayonnaise

cryptographically secure girlfriend

same

one in front and one in back and one where?