Ok, I’ll name this guy Larry.

Blue ink. Blue paper. Blue crystals. Blue legos. All things that are definitely blue. Can’t be any other color, cause they’re blue.

That’s the last time I invest in an opportunity championed by someone who’s only claim to fame is their explanation of how to properly suck a dick.

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Slorb on my knorb like corn on the orb.

What, are you gonna drain the pool every time you need to use the scissor lift?

I swear to God, that mascot is the default output of Stable Diffusion if you put no prompt.

I’m not even joking. I don’t remember exactly which model, but I’ve generated that exact same mascot by doing that.

Just ask Tim Apple how that feels.

Oh man I love playing Start Menu. One of those games that just doesn’t work on Linux.

Firefox is a direct fork of Netscape Navigator. (Actual Netscape Navigator, not whatever this is.)

Yeah, I think you’re right. TIL. :)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coke Nails

Is your son a cat?

Moral of the story: do not trust anything that can update itself for no reason.

Mister Doctor Tractor On.

Yep. That is the best reaction to reengagement notifications.

If you want the actual reason, this is called reengagement, and its purpose is to get users to use the app again, meaning more ad revenue. Subscription apps don’t do this because they want the user to forget about the app so they get paid while providing no service. But ad driven apps only get paid when you see an ad on the app, so they’ll send these reengagement notifications. Social media apps will use something like “This post picked for you”, or “This many people viewed your profile”. Same thing.

Or maybe just better at sneaking around.

The teenagers aren’t having enough sex?

This is a new one.

Squee