What’s concerning is that I was completely unsure of if this was about current or historic events until I got to the bottom text.

I don’t want liars to judge me…

I want my money back!

What do you mean “enter”? The entire country is built upon genocide and slavery.

Not sure about predators, but I believe that the reason it works with herbivorous mammals like deer is because they can smell a human scent and don’t stop to snack there since they think there might be a human nearby.

I’m not a man. Nothing to do with testosterone.

Pro tip: sprinkle your piss in the garden regularily, it works at fertilizer and keeps deer and possibly most other herbivorous mammals at bay. If you have neighbors, it’s recommendable to, uh, collect it in the bathroom into a jar or jug instead of doing it on spot.

No this is not a joke, the deer haven’t eaten my plants nearly as often when I started deterring them with this.

You lost me at “almost no calories”. Fuck diet culture.

Some people will make up just about any explanation for weird weather other than climate change or just plain old “huh that’s odd”.

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What’s that? o_o

that’s why you always put a stair there so the water can’t flow anywhere

My tip is: always keep a little more clothing in your bag than you think is necessary.

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Anyone know what the plant is?

Do you think straight women don’t exist?

not horny, just felt up to some mischief

:)

Well, if you wanted to be(e) realistic about it, you could make it so that the size difference could be explained by perspective.

The tail thing could easily be a wasp or a bee.