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A regular sword is adequate. Nobody really wants to be adequate.

Yup. Too hot to cuddle.

Due to climate change and the ever-encroaching advance of humans into nature reserves, hibernation seems to be more and more unlikely. As such, bears remain active throughout the year and fill the calendars with all their hairiness.

I had pants like those. Wore them as shorts during summer and when it was time to zip them back up, the two sides had different colours.

Horsemen of the apocalypse.

The king has to worry about the traditional four. The working class has to worry about authority and taxes. And the beggar doesn’t have to worry about any because they’re already living the end times every day.

Looks like Todd managed to pierce the dimensional veil and re-release Skyrim within the MCU.

Rabbits eat their own babies.

Had they been true to the “land of the free” motto, they would have.

Congratulations.

You’re the bi. You kneel.