Girls when the S-Blade has a Hackblood Charge
All weapons are shit when compared to the glory of The Charge Blade!
Easy compromise, a colossal dagger.
I think that’s just an oddly proportioned greatsword?
What about a pair of regular-sized hammers?
Only if they are double headded
What about a colossal hammer with two daggers welded on it?
I always thought I would use a hefty chain with something heavy on at least one end. Use it as a blunt weapon, or choke someone out.
Roguelite = double dagger with iframe abuse all day
First person/melee game = GIVE ME THE ULTRABONK, CRUSHER OF ENEMY SKULLS
A regular sword is adequate. Nobody really wants to be adequate.
My ideal weapon is a big fuckoff staff, a book of spells, and some magic, thank you.
I tried the whole melee thing with wrestling back in the day, but being in shape is exhausting. And I wasn’t that good at it because I’m small. 100% clothie.
my ideal weapon is a swiss army knife, specifically a swiss champ xxl
I have always wanted a tetrapod attached to a handle as my “kickass” weapon.
Pipiru piru pipiru pi!
Who knew halos were that sharp!?
