Sitting on your ass and collecting a check is hard work, dammit!

I’ve been there, good luck and god speed

The spiderman scriptures have pictures, so I’m going with that one

Preferably live too. It’s the honorable thing

Any guesses on what this could be? It’s explosive, highly flammable, toxic, and aerosolized

Don’t worry, this is just a nybble

Need me one of those

I keep my memes nice and crisp

Are you asking in the general sense of the sub, or just this post?

this is soaring eagle reporting to the nest, the cat is in the bag. Over.

This is a true innovation in science

It all makes sense now

Can’t believe they plagiarized Britney like this, smh my head

I’m actually unsure, but I know he wrote fanmail to Lincoln after getting reelected

The romantic languages are named after Rome, not romance