Also, Waffle House employees actually serve the public.

Mmmn delicious epsom salt and oil so I can absolutely shit myself after I eat someone 😏

Glad I could help!!

I sure as fuck hope not my dude

Oh hell yeah that works just as well :3

As any true patriotic American should.

“And he who gives more than a thousand shekels will become a Supply Side Jesus Pioneer and have access to me at our annual Yom Kippur “Break the Fast” dinner.”

“The word of the Lord!!”

It’s even labeled!!

Oh my god that’s amazing thank you

Elon is too busy being angry at trans people to see all this nuance you’re just throwing out there. You think he has time to consider what people are saying or that other people have thoughts and feelings?

kisses u a lil on the forehead

Yeah but the meme says it’s feminine :(

Crazy how that works!!

oof owie ouch

God I wish I was as cool and unhinged as republicans think I am.