I want to go to Bovine University!

I wonder about this too. And instead of a secondary, backup android, can’t we just emulate andoid in a vm/container under linux? Sounds crazy, but it isn’t really.

I once interviewed at a (very) big usenet provider. The job was perl, I knew perl, must be fun.

No.

The job was to implement the byzantine B.S. “discounts” and plan-pricing “deals” that the sales team came up with to most effectively screw the customer.

I declined.

Where in that response did you see the word capitalism. Economics exist outside of your agenda/baggage.

Don’t kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about.

Sounds like let’s play material. At least i know now not to attempt it.

The people demand the rest of the essay!

I <3 the Internet