Have u ever seen anyone mention any billionaire on this platform?

Hating both is the only based take. All billionaires are evil, even if you really really like their music.

You’re fuckin dreaming if you think this silly airplane meme is equivalent to the hate we send Musk’s way all the time, constantly

Oh is a top, God is a bottom, my is a switch

Poor people do have options. Better options, in fact. There are mechanical airbag vests that cost about $700, and don’t use proprietary CO2 carts. If you can afford this subscription for 2 years, you can afford a better vest. Helite has no way of disabling the vests you get from them.

Hot take: if you can afford $400 plus $12 a month, you can afford to save up another $300 for a device that doesn’t use a battery and that the company can’t ever disable

I have to assume this is a joke because that is quite literally exactly what it does

You gotta make sure you know what you’re criticizing before you criticize it. They give you two months to reactive your subscription, and even then if you happen to be on a ride when the subscription ends, it doesn’t deactivate the airbag. It won’t just stop working in the middle of nowhere because it doesn’t have a connection. The system to trigger the airbag is only connected to the system that checks the subscription in that when you turn the vest on pre-ride, the latter is what turns on the former. After you turn on the vest, it cannot deactivate the airbag until the vest is turned off and back on again.

Subscriptions are still absolutely shit, but you’re making assumptions about this product that aren’t true.

Marketing safety equipment subscriptions specifically to people who can’t afford to buy that equipment outright, and then disabling it when they fail to make a payment (because you’re specifically targeting the demographic most likely to miss payments) is a great way to kill poor people, and this individual business should absolutely get the shit they get for doing it

If we’re talking “should,” it should default to airbag active when it can’t verify that the subscription hasn’t been paid

He played Brain on Arthur, not sure what else he did after that tho

I can assure you he has genuine fans who don’t see what he does as trolling

See this is why I have hope for the future, zoomers are out here having ideas that I’d never even thought of. That’s genius, and I bet you could make that with $20 worth of electronics and two hours on YouTube

At the risk of sounding like a boomer, I have an app that lets me know when my washing machine is done, it’s called the stopwatch

That’s Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, famous for using his hatred of modern technology as an excuse for murdering people

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LYLE WAKE UP

This is a perfect illustration of how a dystopia can still be fucking rad

Literally no one would be allowed to vote otherwise

You know what’s worse than audio with a 0.04 ms delay? No audio. Guarantee anyone who hooks up a pair of $20 Bluetooth headphones instead of their officially licensed $150 PS5 headset isn’t gonna notice.

Big Chung