Is this a conservative meme? I thought it was poking fun at Trump’s “there eating your pets” statements from the debate

Pretty sure it’s mostly the one poster

To you, yes, but to outside observers it would last a very, very long time 🙈

Several bisexual people I know call themselves gay. I also assumed bisexual was included. I think it’s a more general term these days

The character is Infinite from Sonic Forces

It is literally stretch because the difference in gravity at your feet would be much stronger than the gravity at your head, pulling you apart

If it was “die instantly,” then I would definitely press it. However, it says “die a gruesome death,” which kinda scares me, so I’m not sure if I would…

I also thought that, but I have already saved the meme…

There are several ways it’s presented. But anything other than four 8-hour days with the same salary is just trying to pander to the rich people to make it more appealing to them. I personally would feel pretty terrible having to work 10 hours a day, and it would negate the positives of having an extra day off. It’d work for some people but it wouldn’t be a real win for the working class as it would be the same number of working hours even though productivity has skyrocketed in the previous decades

I think she’s trying to put them off to get them to stop staring. So the opposite of flirting. But it’s not super clear

True

Because they’d catch up to me and eat me

I love fast zombies in video games.

Wouldn’t like them in real life

The normal mammogram compression wasn’t strong enough so they had to bring in the hydraulic press

The title of the post is “Meme improvement rule,” which implies that this format is improved when Crowder is replaced by Calvin. The OP also provides a template for the Calvin version of the meme.

This leads me to believe that the post is saying that this version is not Stephen Crowser’s meme format. Stephen Crowder may have pioneered the format, but it has been reclaimed by Calvin, and this specific meme format with Calvin is no longer Stephen Crowder’s

oh shit I never realised that. I always thought it meant like the ogre kind of troll

Yes it’s an alternative for the same format, just minus Stephen Crowder. The post is saying that Stephen Crowder doesn’t deserve to be the meme format and so uses Calvin instead

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This is why we now call it the Climate Crisis

(great tit a type of bird)