:2001:

Please refrain from calling me Dave, it drives me crazy.

(Most of) my toots have a short lifetime. So do I.
If you believe a toot is worth staying, favorite it, or share it: if some others do the same, it has good chances to stay.

Nota bene: I’m human, but I’m tired of having to prove it.

-–
I speak and understand English, French (mother tongue) & to a lesser extent Spanish (and a little bit of other languages).
Yes, I’m ok to work with / for you (100% from home, Europe, preferably as freelance).