This would be a solved problem if federation between lemmy and mastodon worked better. Oh well…

Of course he has a drivers licence, he drove a Honda Accord

something didn’t work out :(

/home/lemmy can’t mount anymore. Rootfs is read only, user lemmy now resets to default state every boot

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cpu usage went up a little. nothing much

fork bombs are not that dangerous on modern linux

UPDATE

your command was interrupted by sudo shutdown +60 set up an hour ago by @PinkiePieYay2707@pawb.social

It reached a maximum of 60GiB disk utilization. Size of the file no is 2.6 TB

Modern linux filesystems are amazing

Thanks for letting me ctrl-c. yes is still piping to my disk and hogging my cpu and io as we speak though

comment: https://lemmy.world/post/50549474/25243236

i’ll keep the 10GiB diary.txt file in your honor :3

oh no the communally developed free operating system went socialist, woke and gay… who would’ve guessed???

it must be because of systemd redhat and lennart poettering

It’s been 22 minutes and disk utilization is 35GiB

size of the file no is 865.2 GiB

my host fs will need a good scrub after this

runs at 3 fps thanks to some of you fuckers

Since it is BTRFS, even though GNU yes is working at the glorious 3GiB/s speed, disk is only slowly filling up. In the last 15 minutes, 25 whole gigabytes were wasted.

10 GiB has been filled on the host disk since it goes BTRFS -> QCOW -> BTRFS and all of that has compression individually.

Host now constantly thermal throttles due to 3 instances of disk compression running in parallel under full blast.

glorious

lemmy@localhost-live ~> fuck
No fucks given

it did not work with pip either so i installed the missing dependency since you wanna fuck so much

the bomb has been planted

Still broken unfortunately, shell now prints this on startup

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "/usr/bin/thefuck", line 3, in <module>
    from thefuck.entrypoints.main import main
  File "/usr/lib/python3.14/site-packages/thefuck/entrypoints/main.py", line 2, in <module>
    from ..system import init_output
  File "/usr/lib/python3.14/site-packages/thefuck/system/__init__.py", line 7, in <module>
    from .unix import *  # noqa: F401,F403
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  File "/usr/lib/python3.14/site-packages/thefuck/system/unix.py", line 6, in <module>
    from distutils.spawn import find_executable
ModuleNotFoundError: No module named 'distutils'

Dependency hell NOOOOOO!!! FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

sudo shutdown now

System shut down and an invisible time traveller booted it back up to save the world.

Unfortunately though, this means towel.blinkenlights.nl is not playing anymore. A small sacrifice for the future of humanity

your evil plans was BUSTED!!! MUHAHAHAHA

most commands need to complete so i gotta watch it all