All those other guys also ended up being shitty dads, so Ash gets points for not joining in on that.

My kids are adults i can weeb out as much as i want.

Not a great time to be having kids

Been sane height, weight, clean shaven most of the time and rarely spend too much time under strong sunlight since high school, classmates and teachers from 17 years ago say I must be a vampire because I look exactly the same since graduation.

Ash is the only one living in the modern world.

Sure feels like it.
I’m kinda prevented from growing up by health issues, it’s a bit hard to grow up (or at least feel grown up) when you can’t work a job or anything resembling it. So that sucks.