20TF living in Shinjuku since last summer, looking to make friends and meet people :)
i turned my apartment into a hangout spot with a bunch of stuff:
- full size touchscreen dart machine
- DAM karaoke machine with a proper mic setup
- truck sim rig with wheel, pedals and monitor
- a Sunmi kiosk where you can play games and print custom memes/gifs on a receipt printer
- a BLÅHAJ pit (400 shark plushies) with ocean wave projectors, sound effects and an OLED tv
i found security vulnerabilities in Red Bull and Tom Holland’s beer company, reported them responsibly, and they hooked me up as a thank you. 15 cases of Red Bull and 20 cases of Tom Holland’s NA beer which is honestly great for cocktails. i also do this kind of work full time as a security researcher, you might have seen some of my stuff in the news for hacking FIFA, McDonald’s, Frontier Airlines, the Pope’s prayer app, and a bunch of others
im pansexual, trans, self employed in cybersecurity, and free basically all the time. very much a people person and honestly pretty lonely here, so id love to meet cool folks for friendship, dates, events, whatever
i love tech, programming, animals, nature, musicals, baking, hiking, gaming, clarinet, cocktail mixing, geocaching, record collecting, and crime documentaries. music taste is Tally Hall, Will Wood, classic rock and metal. you can also watch me hack live if you’re into that lol
based in Shinjuku, happy to grab a drink or food nearby and see if we vibe. open any day, any time
looking to connect with women, trans folks, and non-binary people. thanks for respecting that <3
You should extend your outreach to furries. There’s going to be someone nearby, and there’s a 12% chance they’re also trans. Maybe less in Japan.
You just have to figure out your animal. What are you?
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Shark pit! Shark pit! Shark pit!
I’ve seen your blog posts before, your work is pretty cool! I’m not in Japan but feel free to hit up my contacts, especially if you’re heading to the UK
I would have ringed/rang/rung/whatever your bell if I was still in Japan unfortunately it’s been years. Good luck !
- a BLÅHAJ pit (400 shark plushies) with ocean wave projectors, sound effects and an OLED tv
whaaat hahah now that’s cool
btw im also fine with online friends, i hate not having many people to talk to.
this feels like some kind of government honeypot operation
like who’s going to believe that someone would actually have four hundred shonks in a
oh
oh my god it’s real
:3
That’s either an elaborate trap or the coolest hangout ever. Nice digs, kid.
Th risk seems worth it though.
Wish you best of luck. This is the way to make real friends. Put out there who you and what you are looking for. Well done.
Thank you. Means a lot.
excuse me, 400 shorks???🥺🥺

This is the correct number of shurks. Any fewer and you run the real risk of not having a swarm. And a swarm is the best number of shorks.
No bloodplay in the pit.
i think i’m in love
awe
Oh my god. I need to get a plane ticket to Tokyo asap
didn’t know you had vip access to heaven
Oh my god thats amazing, makes me wish I lived in Tokyo
i rlly wanna see that photo but imgur is blocked in the UK, could you please do a direct Lemmy upload? 🥺🥺🥺
Not OP, but there you go:

Last week I had to do a quick vpn setup after finally discovering that the Spanish CloudFlare ban from football corruption was blocking some niche game forums I tend to check out, this should work for you.
I basically created a second Firefox profile by cloning the first one, then added the first shitty free vpn extension I could find. Not for privacy, just to tell some webpages that no, I’m not from Spain.
If you are on the phone I’m sure there’s some other random VPN app you can install and turn it on then you want to bypass Imgur, then turn off again.
Yeah they are bad VPN, they have ads and stuff, I don’t care it’s not for privacy.
I could use proton VPN as an app since I’m on my phone, but I already use rethink DNS as adblocking VPN so it’s fiddly to turn it on and off just to see an image
You have all that AND space to entertain, in a flat in Shinjuku?
yeah, its 3 floors.
You realise that that’s… unusual, yes? Maybe even noteworthy enough to justify proof of some kind.
Im well known, why would I lie? check bobdahacker.com theres a link to myprofile here.
I don’t know you. That’s your page, sure, I don’t see anything that suggests you have an entire palace in Shinjuku where the average living space is a shoe carton. You as the expert haxx0r of all people should know that it’s a bad idea to just trust randos on the internet, especially when they make unusual claims.
what do you expect me to do dox myself?
No, I’m voicing concerns that, imho, should be normal in interactions such as this.
bro just meet me for drinks in a PUBLIC place then?? Like what do i have to gain to lie about my apartment size HOLY FUCK
when did i say its a palace? its 3 floors, and 3 rooms.
That’s a palace in Shinjuku.
You are not helping your case by trying to go off platform btw. That makes you more suspicious.
im new to lemmy and you cant upload photos here properly. holy fuck.
hey sorry everyone in that other thread is being shitty. i wish you luck 💖 ^^
You seem really cool! Insane hangout spot, I hope you find someone in Tokyo asap :) !!
thank you, i posted recently on reddit and got a couple of dms, so hope I get new friends from that:)










