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irreticent@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago

The secret ingredient is smegma

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The secret ingredient is smegma

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irreticent@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years ago
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  • FfaerieOxide@kbin.social
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    What do you think smegma is and why would you presume you’d find any at the upper crack of this fellow’s ass?

    From this picture, if anything the secret ingredient can be suspected to be doodoo chips.

    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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      Obviously his boyfriend put it there and he saved it for a snack at work.

      • lseif@sopuli.xyz
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        gross (not in a homophobic way)

      • Eagle0600@yiffit.net
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        🤤

  • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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    About as bad as ligma.

    • Bumblefumble@lemm.ee
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      What’s ligma?

      • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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        Ligma balls!!

        Haha, got’em.

        • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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          Which reminds me: does anyone here have any updog? If I didn’t know what “updog” was, I would at least ask me.

          • fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de
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            What’s updog?

            • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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              Nothing much, dawg, what’s up with you!?

  • irreticent@lemmy.worldOP
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    No wonder they have a “Now Hiring” sign on the counter!

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      Just look him in the eye, give a firm handshake, and the job is yours.

  • shani66@lemmy.comfysnug.space
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    Remember, never annoy the person handling your food

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