• thechadwick@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Can you do me a quick favor?

      I’ve never met anybody with this kind of access before, so could you punch the guy who decided to get rid of the little tabasco bottles in the face real hard?

      Alternatively, (preferably both) if you run into the guy in the hallway carrying something hot, would you please trip him?

      Thanks! -everyone in the army