I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
Definetly feels like it should be illegal
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive…
Fuck I love Minecraft!
I was expecting Rimworld at this point NGL
Me too.
Shit now I wanna play rimeorld
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Fishing
I didn’t realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
For democracy!
Probably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).
Warframe Makes the Geneva convention a grocery list.
Saryn is my favourite bioweapon.
This was me in Duviri circuit yesterday.
Team fortress 2 has it’s fair share as well.
Disguising as medics, killing medics, killing prisoners of war, non metallic shrapnel, weapons that cause unnecessary suffering (incendiary, bleed) and so much more.
Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
What is Batman?
The purgation of xenos scum and heretic filth with extreme prejudice.
Destroying a coal mine with magic
