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Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
Definetly feels like it should be illegal
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
I’ve been playing Paradox games, so I’m probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive…
Fuck I love Minecraft!
I was expecting Rimworld at this point NGL
Me too.
Shit now I wanna play rimeorld
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Managed Democracy for everyone!
And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Fishing
I didn’t realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
For democracy!
Building a house in the woods without planning permission.
Turning the universe into paperclips
Destroying a coal mine with magic
Ecological warfare on a planet-wide scale
Being a massive slut! That futa cock isn’t there for nothing
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
What is Batman?
