• Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    My bi partner is still slightly annoyed that she’s had to settle for a man because none of the lesbians wanted to be with a bi girl.

    • NickwithaC@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      8 months ago

      It is the rotting corpse of a fish that lives in the higher pressure of the deep ocean after being turned basically inside out by being pulled up to the surface by humans trawling the seabed.

      It is a mascot for how we humans fuck shit up for our own amusement, right up there with the pug.

  • yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 months ago

    I can’t believe the amount of people in the comments that have never seen queerbaiting, I guess none of them watched Supernatural

    • Traegert@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      I never finished supernatural. What was the qieerbaiting in that? I swear to the gods if you say “Dean didn’t fuck Sam” I’m gonna lose all hope in humanity.

        • Traegert@lemm.ee
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          8 months ago

          …Wat. Dean is VERY straight and Castiel is an amorphous asexual agender “beyond human comprehension” concept possessing a human body. Just because Jimmy the dude he’s possessing is a dude doesn’t make it a dude. That’s been a thing the whole series with demons swapping from male/female bodies and seducing people in both. Cas doesn’t have a gender, or sex, or preference. Did tumblr go THAT fucking crazy over gay sex in supernatural they turned an agender asexual philosophical embodiment of an idea into a romantic love symbol? Holy reaching, Batman. Literally

          Also I got to like, two seasons before the end, I think

          • yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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            8 months ago

            If you watched that many seasons and you didn’t see the Castiel and Dean queerbaiting, you are never going to see queerbaiting

            • Traegert@lemm.ee
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              8 months ago

              Have you tried entertaining the thought that you’re expecting things where they don’t logically make sense? If you want a real example of queen baiting look at The Magicians. It had one of the most emotional deepest bonding episodes between two of the male main characters who -

              SPOILERS AHEAD

              lived an entire life together, decades, kids, I sobbed. And then they killed one of them right before they could get together. THATS the shit you should be upset about. Not this weird ass very clearly fanfiction between a straight man and an asexual.

    • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zipEnglish
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      8 months ago

      You can’t convince me that Naruto and Sasuke were not meant for each other. Hinata and Sakura have like 0 chemistry with them.

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Ah It doesn’t matter what gender any person is, but if two people have a strong bond, and one of those people has a strong bond with someone else too, an unfortunate part of being human is that there’s only so much of one person to go around. Can’t spend all your time with everyone. You have to pick someone. I know a magical man like that, there’s not enough of him to go around. Everybody wants him. He has to pick someone. Otherwise the best he can do is have parties all the time so everybody can be around him all the time.