If I had a billion dollars, no-one would hear from me again.

I prefer to make people block me.

Sounds nice. What’s the neighborhood like?

The one on the left. He has a look in his eye that says “I’ve done morally questionable things at a CIA/MI6 black site”.

Move to the boonies. I used to throw these bad boys for fun all the time when I was a kid. You can also tape a bunch of match heads to the bottle and shoot it with an air rifle.

Did you know that kombucha is essentially just tea with a culture of wild yeast and bacteria. These same healthy probiotic cultures can be found in the liquid that collects in bins aka “bin juice”. This means you can save a pretty penny by making a large batch of black tea and adding a few teaspoons of bin juice once it’s cooled to body temperature. Try bin juice kombucha today!

Americans often refer to Europe as if it’s a country. We’re used to it.

Yes but before that, each country decided whether their votes were by Jury or telephone. It wasn’t perfect but better than a select few people deciding the winner.

Bambie thug was better.

Yeah I’m pretty sure they brought back the jury votes to deal with Finland.

I guess all the good trolls got sent to Donetsk?

Planning for the future! Smart!

Tails only had one tail. The other was a plug.

Sound advice… Say, i don’t suppose you know anyone looking for a 6’2" Scottish gigachad with a insatiable appetite?

I feel like the secret is going deep and often.

People say trans girls can’t get pregnant, but I don’t believe that and I’m happy to test the hypothesis.

Yeah, no. I’m pretty sure they’re anthropomorphic hermaphrodies with big tits and massive shlongs. One in the front, one in the back.

I also use metric. I eat whale. Last time I checked, a 300g whale burger isn’t vegan, gun monkey!

No but if they’d not been so discriminatory I wouldn’t have met her in the first place.

My bi partner is still slightly annoyed that she’s had to settle for a man because none of the lesbians wanted to be with a bi girl.