Oh no, you fixed the pipes but I have no way to pay you!

I accept checks or cash ma’am, you can e-transfer me, do you not have money available here, or can you not afford my services?

I don’t have money today, is there any other way I can repay you?

The office will email you my invoice later today. You can call the number on this card to work out a payment plan if you need. Have a great day miss.

hold up this might be for me

Stop it! I can only get so hard!