No. 9559967
stories of us being alpha
>at a (straight) club with my bros
>some obviously drunk removed comes up to me
>tells me i have really nice nice eyes and that he just had to come talk to me and he wants to buy me a drink
>i have a mind to knock this guy the fuck out
>tell him i’m not a removed and push him really hard
>he’s on the ground soaking wet from spilling his drink on himself
>call my bros over
>we’re surrounding him and verbally abusing him he literally starts crying
>we tell him to just get the fuck out of here

No. 9559970
Sounds stupid and not alpha, OP.

No. 9559971
that’s what he gets for being a poofter

No. 9559988
>>9559970
how was i not alpha?
if i’m not alpha then no one is.

>>9559967
Fuck, that’s alpha…if you were in 6th grade. take it from a real Alpha

>>Go to the library often during finals (junior year)
>>Notice this one kid who is always there
>>After finals he is still there
>>Hear stories about homeless college students who sleep in libraries
>>Feelsbadman.jpg
>>Talk to him
>>Find out he’s actually a cool guy
>>He hides the fact that he’s homeless
>>Me and my crew take him in
>>Make him feel wanted
>>He was reluctant at first
>>He opens up to us about his situation (end of junior year)
>>Homeless after his mom died
>>Never knew his father
>>No brothers or sister
>>Decided College was all he had left
>>Grants don’t cover room and board
>>Has no money
>>Dude is Auschwitz mode
>>Told us in a group, we were all crying.
>>Manly tears
>>No bro left behind
>>We offer him our places to stay
>>We make sure he take care of him
>>Dude was pretty prideful, didn’t do well taking help
>>Made a deal, he accepted our help and he would help me out at the gym as my spotter as well as study (smart motherfucker)
>>4 years go by
>>I no longer have a friend
>>I now have a brother who is /fit/
>>(My family actually adopted him)
>>brother has his own place and was crawling in removed and took one and put a ring on it.

That’s real alpha mode you dick.

  • elouboub@kbin.social
    1361·
    1 year ago

    A real alpha would not feel insecure by simply getting hit on by another dude. That’s like being religious and losing your mind because someone said something bad about your favorite book. Fucking weak.

    • Darkard@lemmy.worldEnglish
      84·
      1 year ago

      Being confident enough in your own sexuality to take a compliment from a guy is alpha

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      34·
      1 year ago

      Exactly this. I was once hit on by a dude. I didnt take it as a threat to my masculinity. Instead, I found something about him and complimented that, which he appreciated. He bought me a drink, we chatted. He was a nice guy. Turned out we lived close by so we shared an uber home. He kissed me goodnight. We went to bed together. Long stort short, we’ve been married 3 years now. Come to think of it I never did mention to him that I was straight…